Please answer me .pregnancy scare!?

DRIED? dying with laughter...girl, stop foolin around! sperm can only live outside the body for about 3 hours. by the time it's dry, it's dead! if this happened since april, you'd likely know u were preggo with tests by june or so. and implantation bleeding is usually slight b/c it's just a small amount, not the full lining of the uterus that sheds for your regular periods.